architecture parallax : blind jokes
- A woman moved to a new house, a five star architect designed it! She decided to give a party to show off her new designed house. She is known to give the greatest parties.
What can i do to make this party fantastic!
ok, i got it a mood party. I’ll ask people to come dressed up in their best mood and emotion costumes. She sends invitations to all her friends and then buy special wines and cheeses.
She is totally excited!
Party day comes around. She is nervous for her anticipation as the mood party is ready to begin.
The door bell rings. there is 2 people standing at he door in blue outfits! Oh thanks for coming to my party fantastic. you look gorgeous, let me guess you 2 are in blue! ah you are sad right?
yes we are!
Well come on in and hope the party and the new house designed by this super rock architect will make you feel happier.
The door bell rings again.
She opens and see this guy dressed in yellow!
Thanks for coming to my new house designed by this important architect. let me guess you are dressed as happy?
yep!
Come on in and really enjoy it!
The party is great, hustling and bustling, net working, the wine is being drunk, and the cheesies are being eaten! Every thing is going great!
The door bell rings again!
She opens the door and there are 2 architects, naked man standing right in front of her!
She is taken back at first. She looks a bit closer and realizes that one architect has his penis wedged in to a pear!
And the other architect has his whole unit hanging in a bowl of custard!
She is completely taken by surprise!
Oh my gosh are you conceptual oh what!
you 2 are really clever! These are the most innovative costumes I seen!
But before i let you in you must tell me what mood or emotion you 2 architects are dressed up as?
One architect says!
I’m deeply in despair and he is fucking discussed!
- There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he sat down on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!"
The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands.
He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The bartender replied,
"Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located.
The bartender replied,
Second door to the right.
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,
Don't flush, don't flush!
- A blind man walks into a store with his Seeing Eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.
The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies,
Just looking around.
- A blind man and his guide dog enter a lesbian bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
- A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him.
The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzoh. Taking pity on the blind man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man.
Several minutes later, the blind man turns, taps the rabbi on the shoulder, and asks,
Who wrote this crap?
- What do they teach a blind gynaecologist in med school?
Read lips of course!